It's been a while since I posted, and this was just the kick in the ass I needed to get started again. I'm sure you've all seen the awe-inspiring speech given by Ms. Teen South Carolina. Well someone actually created a map of her speech:
It's beauty is in its simplicity. Start in the upper left and follow a line until it ends, then take another line back. Eventually, take the green line to the finish and you're done.