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Some ideal bedtime reading; I get sleepy just reading the table of contents.
Believe in yours, elf.
Hey! Look who I saw hanging out at LaGuardia!
I’m sure it’s full of surplus Soviet war chemicals, but the fire coloring packets are pretty cool.
Hazel is super stoked for Shark Week.
What makes these kids happy? Slurpees! What makes them extra happy? Free Slurpees!! What makes me happy? Slurpees with these knuckleheads. Thanks, @7eleven
Proto-zucchini.
The view from the office today. Makes me feel productive.
Soon, this will be a crap-ton of salsa...
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Like Halloween in April.
April ________ bring May ________.
Red Rover, Red Rover...
I present to you one of the greatest innovations in history. So many uses (sometimes even holding paper together).
This #amazon package arrived at the office for me yesterday. Wacky April Fools joke, or creepy threat to kill and stuff me with a field mouse in my mouth?
Deep in the heart.
Helping #austintexas stay weird.
Best cosplay at #c2e22019. It looks just like real baseball... Sorry. Couldn’t help myself.
Tucker wondering where his posse went. #c2e22019
Are you a good witch, or a bad witch? #c2e22019