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Fifty Shades of Brown
Navy Pier Ferris Wheel. #fieldtrip
He calls it "Grampa Style."
If cannibalism is a consideration, scalability is a constraint...
You damn well better wish this woman Happy Mother's Day, or she will joust you! Happy Mother's Day, Poops. Don't know what we'd do without you.
The Ham of the Beast.
Edison got this out of the Toy Capsule machine at the bowling alley. Kids just looooove metallic Jesus pendants.
It must be tough to make potato chips taste like other things, but it's kind of impressive how much these actually taste like dirty mop water...
Who'd a thunk a swamp could be so purty?
When grandmas text.
Cowabunga!
I can only guess that they bought the heads separate from the bodies...
Truly magic day at Hogwarts.
Outset of vacation and he's still hard at work.
An alignment you don't see all that often (apologies for the crappy phone photo).
Potential energy.
Emmett wanted Scarf Puppy and Floppy to be Batman and Robin. Daddy + Construction Paper + Scissors = This.
Wisdom from a gymnasium wall.
Science!!!
Suspect was apprehended early this morning. #elfonashelf2016