humor

I’m a sucker for bad jokes in the form of code.  Here’s my contribution to the genre:
<script language=”javascript” type=”text/javascript”>
<!–

function tellBadJoke() {
fence = new Object();
fence.sittingOn = new Array(“Pete”, “Repeat”);

var fallsOff = fence.sittingOn.indexOf(“Pete”);
if(fallsOff!=-1) fence.sittingOn.splice(fallsOff, 1);

if (fence.sittingOn.length == 1 && fence.sittingOn[0] == “Repeat”){
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