Did I do something to offend you? I don't understand why you have rebuffed my Google Wave advances... I've been nothing but nice to you. I even had a friend try to hook me up with his invite and still you deny me.
Tell me... What did I do? Come here, baby. Let me hold you. Is it because of my relationship with Apple? Oh come on, Google. That's not the same thing. I mean... Apple's fine and all, but you're an online thing. Apple gives me the hardware and software I need to see the beauty in your online presence.
Can I make you dinner?